July 11, 2005

Hot or not?

Farmer tans. You know what I mean; pasty-white bodies with nut-brown arms and faces. Maybe legs. This vs. the all-over even tan.

I have been assured that I am alone in my belief that not only are farmer tans hot, they are more hot than all-over tans. While I'm willing to concede the aesthetic value of evenness of complexion and uniformity of skin-tone, I can't get past the idea that a farmer tan is what you get when you're actually doing things; living your life; being active. Uniform tans are achieved while idling, often in surprising positions to achieve uniformity in places not usually seen by the sun.

Thoughts?

Posted by Ken Allen at July 11, 2005 6:02 PM