May 2, 2004

Devil's Haircut

Stylin' new do:

shmohawk

Where I come from this was called a shmohawk (now, apparently, known as a fauxhawk), cause you were a shmo if you couldn't commit fully to a mohawk. Now I'm 38 and my hairdresser gets to decide. All I know is it's good, and my head is way lighter now. Anyone looking for a haircut should drop a line to Yuval. Especially if you have a new yellow car, 'cause my man, you gots a new car you needs a new do.

Posted by Ken Allen at May 2, 2004 9:45 PM